Do You Have Trouble with Women?
>> that means you don't understand them.
>>> from now and on use this dictionary
>>> (it's recommended that you keep a copy in your pocket.)
>>>
>>>
>> Yes = No
>>>
>>>No = Yes
>>>
>>>Maybe = No
>>>
>>>I'm sorry = you'll be sorry
>>>
>>>We need = I want
>>>
>>>It's your decision = my correct decision should be obvious by now
>>>
>>>Do what you want = you'll pay for this later
>>>
>>>We need to talk = I need to complain
>> >
>> >Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
>> >
>> >I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset
>>>
>>>This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
>>>
>>>I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper
>>>
>>>I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
>>>
>>>Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
>>>
>>>How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to
>>hate
>>>
>>>You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
>>>
>>>Are you listening to me!? = (Too late, you're dead)
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